Hey besties, it’s me, Adri! Welcome to my lore: part rom-com, part cowboy reboot, all chaos.

HOMETOWN: Mexico City, baby! Then I pulled a full-on plot twist and moved to Philly, and now I’m living my cowboy-core era in Houston, TX.

LANGUAGES: Spanish, English, and enough Italian to order a glass of wine like I’m in a Fellini film.

FAVE CITY: New York City AND Mexico City, obvs.

FUTURE CAUSE OF DEATH: Nostalgia. (It’s terminal.)

CLAIM TO FAME: Was on international TV once. Still waiting for my People’s Choice Award.

AESTHETIC: Vintage, retro, slightly haunted by the 80s.

FUN OBSESSION: Jack-o’-lanterns. Actually, I got one tattooed.

FAVE HOLIDAY: Día de los Muertos, obviously. Best colors, best food, best vibes.

HOT TAKE: Mexican food is the superior cuisine. I don’t debate, I fist fight about it.

ORIGIN STORY: At 9, I was deep into YouTube, watching vintage ads for fun. Probably explains why I ended up in advertising instead of, like, sports or physics.

EARLY DESIGN ERA: Made whatever-came-to-my-mind decks on PowerPoint. With WordArt.

BRAIN STATUS: Meme museum.

FRONTAL LOBE: Fully developed, mama.