The Big Dogs
Are Hiring
Larger dogs spend four times longer in shelters than small dogs.
Theyβre seen as imposing. Loud. Intimidating.
So to help more of them get adopted, Purina flips the dynamic to put their commanding presence to work.
No more humans picking the pups. βCause starting nowβ¦
THE BIG DOGS ARE HIRING.
LINKEDIN BECOMES
LickedIn, the premiere hiring platform for pups and peeps alike.
Here, you can apply to our many roles from actual big dogs looking for actual help, and our hiring manager will sniff out the talent. If you get the job, we move into your house. Forever.
We keep our LickedIn accounts active. Follow us to see what your future leadership whines about.
Most recruiters that dig their way into your DMs are spam. Ours arenβt. Throw us a bone.
tear-tab flyers
See a job on our OOHs youβd be interested in? Across (human) parks, supermarkets, and street corners, weβll also plaster tear-tab flyers across neighborhoods. Rip off a tab, scan the code, and get to applying.
SHELTERS BECOME OFFICES
If the LickedIn application goes well, we will want to meet you really to sniff you out. So weβve turned Purinaβs LA office and partner shelters into our own offices.
Our crates are cubicles, our beds are desks, we even have job plaques. So step right in with a treat for your in-person interview.
(Re: Treat. This is fully required.)
Not near an office? Weβll bring the team to you! Meet your potential bosses in the great outdoors. Perhaps you could throw a ball for us, and perhaps we will chase it and bring it back to you. Then maybe you can throw it again.
Weβll call it our vetting (grrrβ¦ vet.) process.
PURINA SPEED INTERVIEWS
If you are the best suited for the role, you will be sent a formal offer letter directly from your future supervisor. (HR calls this βadoption papersβ. Weβre not sure why.)
Along with the offer letter will be your personal onboarding package, designed to ensure a smooth transition into your role.